Because, as Mr. Dick often said, the trouble from his head has gotten into mine. Why, you might ask, does it take me nearly two hours to write a single paragraph? Could it be, perhaps, because I stop and ACTIVELY LOOK for distractions and diversions after every single sentence I manage to choke out of myself? My work habits suck, and my attitude is no better.
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Would you have been a Cavalier, or a Roundhead? Neither would have appealed to me, and I don't guess that abstaining was an option.
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Which Cromwell would you invite to dinner, Thomas or Oliver?
I'm Catholic, so I assume that neither of them would come. Just as well. They were terrible dinner guests.
Thursday, December 12, 2013
Thursday, December 5, 2013
Nothing to see here...
If you ask the Washington Post or NBC News, then this didn't happen.
Interesting.
Is it not news because it happened in a foreign country? Because I'm guessing, just guessing, that if the pro-life demonstrators had sexually assaulted the pro-choicers, in public, then it would have been worldwide headline news no matter where it occurred.
I'm sure, though, that Gloria Steinem, and Cecile Richards, and Terry O'Neill, and Nancy Pelosi, and Barbara Boxer, and Debbie Wasserman Schultz are all going to issue statements condemning this hideously violent attack against religious and free-speech rights, and asserting that their cause is not helped by such behavior. Maybe they already have! Yes, I'm sure that's it.
Or not.
Even Planned Parenthood GLOBAL (because maybe Planned Parenthood US feels that it's just none of their business, right?) has absolutely nothing to say about this. So if they're not morally outraged, it doesn't occur to them to think that perhaps public, violent, obscene attacks on pro-lifers will not win converts; that if someone is on the fence on abortion (as I once was), then the sight of abortion supporters attacking peaceful pro-life protesters might just lead these fence-sitters to decide that they'd rather not be on the side of the people who publicly sexually assault their opponents? And spare me any suggestion that a woman rubbing her bare breasts in a strange man's face, or spray-painting his genitals, is not sexually assaulting him. If the spray paint can belonged to a man and the crotch belonged to a woman, we'd all be clear on the definition of sexual assault.
I used to believe that abortion should be legal, although I never referred to myself as pro-choice because I have never felt that it was a legitimate choice (and among the women I personally know who have had abortions, most of them say that they didn't feel that they had any choice). I have many friends on both sides of this issue. And I KNOW that pro-lifers have behaved very badly indeed in some cases. How do I know this? Not from personal eyewitness, nor from word of mouth, but because when a pro-life protester assaults a pro-choicer, it's NEWS, and rightly so.
I'm going to wait and see. The national media took a long damn time to say anything at all about Dr. Gosnell, but they finally did, because they finally had to. I'm the most obscure blogger in the world right now, but fortunately, I'm not the only one writing about this. Maybe some actual paid professional journalists will eventually decide that this is news after all.
Interesting.
Is it not news because it happened in a foreign country? Because I'm guessing, just guessing, that if the pro-life demonstrators had sexually assaulted the pro-choicers, in public, then it would have been worldwide headline news no matter where it occurred.
I'm sure, though, that Gloria Steinem, and Cecile Richards, and Terry O'Neill, and Nancy Pelosi, and Barbara Boxer, and Debbie Wasserman Schultz are all going to issue statements condemning this hideously violent attack against religious and free-speech rights, and asserting that their cause is not helped by such behavior. Maybe they already have! Yes, I'm sure that's it.
Or not.
Even Planned Parenthood GLOBAL (because maybe Planned Parenthood US feels that it's just none of their business, right?) has absolutely nothing to say about this. So if they're not morally outraged, it doesn't occur to them to think that perhaps public, violent, obscene attacks on pro-lifers will not win converts; that if someone is on the fence on abortion (as I once was), then the sight of abortion supporters attacking peaceful pro-life protesters might just lead these fence-sitters to decide that they'd rather not be on the side of the people who publicly sexually assault their opponents? And spare me any suggestion that a woman rubbing her bare breasts in a strange man's face, or spray-painting his genitals, is not sexually assaulting him. If the spray paint can belonged to a man and the crotch belonged to a woman, we'd all be clear on the definition of sexual assault.
I used to believe that abortion should be legal, although I never referred to myself as pro-choice because I have never felt that it was a legitimate choice (and among the women I personally know who have had abortions, most of them say that they didn't feel that they had any choice). I have many friends on both sides of this issue. And I KNOW that pro-lifers have behaved very badly indeed in some cases. How do I know this? Not from personal eyewitness, nor from word of mouth, but because when a pro-life protester assaults a pro-choicer, it's NEWS, and rightly so.
I'm going to wait and see. The national media took a long damn time to say anything at all about Dr. Gosnell, but they finally did, because they finally had to. I'm the most obscure blogger in the world right now, but fortunately, I'm not the only one writing about this. Maybe some actual paid professional journalists will eventually decide that this is news after all.
Monday, November 18, 2013
Defensor
16th-century Augustinian monks and English kings really knew how to sling insults. I can only imagine the Twitter war between Henry VIII and Martin Luther had social media existed. Damnable and vile pestilence. #fideidefensor, #heretic.
Sunday, November 10, 2013
The 11th Hour, (almost) Literally
Word count is just a suggestion, right? I'm 500 words over, give or take. This whole thing is held together by the very flimsiest of spit, glue, and Rube Goldberg arguments, and I'm pretty sure it won't hold up to scrutiny if I take out even a sentence, let alone 2 to 3 paragraphs. Apparently, I learned nothing in freshman comp. Damn it.
Thursday, November 7, 2013
IPO
I might start tweeting again. I so seldom have anything to say that can't be contained in 140 or fewer characters. Online taciturnity. It's the new thing.
Tuesday, November 5, 2013
Saturday, October 19, 2013
The Bilge is Back
Where to even begin?
I'm sitting on my couch, watching "As Good as it Gets"; rather, I'm half-watching it while I start some preliminary reading for a class that starts on Monday. Jack Nicholson is yelling at Greg Kinnear: "I'm drowning here, and you're describing the water!"
That, I think, would make a funny post title. And that quickly, the bilge is back.
I started blogging six years ago, and continued more or less regularly for 3 1/2 years or so, before dropping off the face of the Internet sometime in 2010. No particular reason, really, other than that something had to give. And as far as that's concerned, this isn't any better time than any other to try to start blogging regularly again. I'm still (still. STILL. STILL!) in school, God help me. I'm almost done, but "almost" means at least two, possibly three classes and one more CLEP exam between me and my diploma. It's possible (likely) that I'll either post so infrequently that I'll forget that I even have a blog, or that I'll just abruptly stop one day.
Blogging has changed so much since I've been away. I feel like Zelig. I did used to have a Twitter feed on my sidebar (I was an early adopter with Twitter, in fact), but I haven't yet learned how to smoothly integrate writing with audio-visual content with social media with syndication/feed services. So I'm blogging for the Stone Age. No sidebar, no links to anything, no social networking, and no Redditing, Stumbling, or Pinning. I'll get around to all of that later, maybe. Right now, it's nice to be back.
I'm sitting on my couch, watching "As Good as it Gets"; rather, I'm half-watching it while I start some preliminary reading for a class that starts on Monday. Jack Nicholson is yelling at Greg Kinnear: "I'm drowning here, and you're describing the water!"
That, I think, would make a funny post title. And that quickly, the bilge is back.
I started blogging six years ago, and continued more or less regularly for 3 1/2 years or so, before dropping off the face of the Internet sometime in 2010. No particular reason, really, other than that something had to give. And as far as that's concerned, this isn't any better time than any other to try to start blogging regularly again. I'm still (still. STILL. STILL!) in school, God help me. I'm almost done, but "almost" means at least two, possibly three classes and one more CLEP exam between me and my diploma. It's possible (likely) that I'll either post so infrequently that I'll forget that I even have a blog, or that I'll just abruptly stop one day.
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It's two days later now. The class that starts next week is a history class on the Renaissance and the Reformation. I wanted a class on the Middle Ages, but none were offered and I wanted to take my last (last!!!) elective this semester, so it's the Renaissance and the Reformation for me. I know pitifully little about either, and I'm all agog so far. It won't last though. Four weeks from now, I'll be up to my neck in Henry's wives and Martin Luther's theses and Chicago style and I'll be cursing the day that I was born. More likely, I'll be blogging about writing a paper, rather than actually writing it-drowning, in fact, and describing the water.
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Blogging has changed so much since I've been away. I feel like Zelig. I did used to have a Twitter feed on my sidebar (I was an early adopter with Twitter, in fact), but I haven't yet learned how to smoothly integrate writing with audio-visual content with social media with syndication/feed services. So I'm blogging for the Stone Age. No sidebar, no links to anything, no social networking, and no Redditing, Stumbling, or Pinning. I'll get around to all of that later, maybe. Right now, it's nice to be back.
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